The Chuckler

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  ROYAL SCAM: The Law of Moses _becomes_the Messianic Hope (thanks to Plato)

  by Terry in

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  don't confuse the law of moses with paul's interpretation.

  paul's theology is neo-platonism at its core.

  there is nothing judaic in its reasoning.

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  Jak

  According to Peaceful Petes list you are a number 2

  2.God will send a Messiah to bring blessings to the good.

  BTW welcome to the board
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  Made in the Image of a Humourless GOD

  by unclebruce in

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  made in the image of a humourless god

  there are a number of references in the bible of man being made in the image of yhwh/jehovah and god said, let us make man in our image, after our likeness genesis 1:26 for a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of god: but the woman is the glory of the man.1 corinthians 11:7. .

  the only actual characteristics that can be attributed to the christian god jehovah can be found in the bible.

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  There is an episode in Genesis where Moses has the tablets with the 10 commandments and is driving an old British motor car.

  It says :" ..........and he descended the mountain in his triumph............."
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  Jan 15 Watchtower

  by theredhead in

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  here is the jan 15 2005 watchtower with the angels.

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  This is a picture of the angels before the flood. They are all looking down on earth choosing which woman they will have.

  Angel #1 is saying "Cor, I could give that Bertha one............"

  Angel #2 replies, "Na, I fancy Edna, the one with the big bazookas..........."

  Which is why there were nephilim and then the flood.
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  Watchtower Connected With Mafia, Drugs, Jewish Firms that Financed Nazis

  by Rig Boy in

  1. social
  2. current

  russell trust association's friends

  (4 ratings).

  more about this connection...

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  quote "Have you considered setting up your own webpage?" unquote
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  A Muslim thinks JW's are a Menace to them

  by ICBehindtheCurtain in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey guys, i found the following to be quite interesting, they have some great links to jw literature, maybe this will help the lurkers to see that the house to house preaching waste of time, is pretty redundant as many religious people are now wise to the fallacy of the borg.

  what to you guys think?.

  ic.

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  quote:
  THE WATCHTOWER SOCIETY AND THE NAME OF GOD
  
  located at the Jews for Judaism site. Yep, you're not alone, even our cousins are wary of these cultists.
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  WTF!! They hate the JWs more than the Jews?
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  Fruit trees in eden. Alien vegetation?

  by Franz in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in genesis we read that god created man and set him in the .

  garden to tend it.

  (genesis 2:8).

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  Ah, a double post! *voice of Rod Serling* "Did you ever push the submit box on JWD? Did you feel uneasy waiting for the eggtimer to go, only to realise you had posted twice? Welcome to the Twilight Zonw" Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.................
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  Fruit trees in eden. Alien vegetation?

  by Franz in

  1. jw
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  in genesis we read that god created man and set him in the .

  garden to tend it.

  (genesis 2:8).

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  Franz

  I look forward to your posts, keep em coming.

  If you read these posts in the voice of Rod Serling from the Twilight Zone you can scare yourself to death.
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  When he said let us make Man in Our image?

  by mydiscounts in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  who was he really talking to, i know jws believe it was jesus but it has puzzled me my whole life because i believed jesus had to have had a mother.

  if he is saying let us make mankind in our image he then created two different beings a man and a woman, where does the image of the woman come from, how, why and from whose image are woman from, her body shape, voice sounding softer, and so on?.

  sure i understand the whole rib thing but it goes to reason that there had to be some other being besides jesus he was speaking to, other wise mans companion would have naturally been another man, because the image of jesus is a man and the image of god is also manly.

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  We make our Gods in our own image.

  If penguins could think and decided to have a God, it'd be a penguin.
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  Wicked angel was driving the UFO the wise men saw

  by Franz in

  1. jw
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  if an angel was in a ufo that led the astrologers (the 'wise men') to the young child jesus in that house (mt 2:11), then it must have been a wicked angel.

  we have these pagan astrologers (greek, "magoi"; see de 18:10-12 and isa 47:13,14) traveling along and they see a "star".

  (how convenient; astrologers.....stars.....) does it lead them directly to jesus?

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  We always have a fairy on top of our Christmas tree.

  She was sitting next to the wicked angel in the UFO.
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  Watchtower: The Motion Picture

  by Clam in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  one day i'd like to see a film made ( movie ) about the earlier years of the wts.

  a serious one for the truemovies channel, or maybe a spoof.

  who do you think could ideally play the main roles and what would be a good title?

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  The WT is a pile of crap. Is that the type of motion you meant?